The internet is filled with fictitious nonsense. Tall stories, hyped-up tales, retouched images, blatant lies, and endless episodes of “Things That Never Happened” – all posted for clout. That’s why it pays to fact-check and it also doesn’t hurt to use some critical thinking along the way. But sometimes, certain people are a little too critical…
They go straight for the jugular, calling out what they believe to be fibs, without actually gathering any evidence first. These netizens may see it as doing their bit in combating fake news and cleaning up the streets. But what they don’t realize is that their energy could be better put to use elsewhere.
There’s a community dedicated to calling out those who falsely call out others for lying. Nothing Ever Happens has more than 36,000 weekly visitors, all tuning into another episode of “Things That Actually Happened.” Members share posts of totally plausible stories that were framed as being fake. “No Steve,” reads the bio, “the story isn’t fake, your life is just boring. Go outside more.” Here are some of the best posts from the page…
#1 Because No Influencer Ever Pulled This Before?

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#2 Because Cute Stuff Like This Doesn’t Happen

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#3 Kids Never Say Silly Things🙄

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Scrolling through social media can often feel like watching yet another episode of “Things That Never Happened.” That’s because some (or many) people lie unprovoked, and think nothing of doing so. In 2021, the World Economic Forum published an article bluntly titled, “We are lying more. And social media could be to blame.”
The article’s author David Markowitz, Assistant Professor of Social Media Data Analytics at the University of Oregon said he’d conducted a study to investigate understand how developments in technology have impacted lying tendencies.
#4 I Have No Words For This

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#5 Restaurant Workers Draw On Food Containers All The Time

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#6 Because This Is Definitely A Sequence Of Events That Could Never Happen

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Markovitz found that people told the most lies over the phone or on video chat. In other words, where their lies were unlikely to be recorded. “They told the fewest lies per social interaction via email,” he revealed. But he says, the differences across the forms of communication were small.
“Differences among participants – how much people varied in their lying tendencies – were more predictive of deception rates than differences among media,” Markovitz writes.
Thankfully, the expert says the world is not filled with people wanting to be Pinocchio. There’s a low rate of lying across the board, says Markovitz, adding that most people are honest most of the time and “there are only a few prolific liars in a population.”
#7 Frost Can Form Images Like This, Especially In Northern Regions

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#8 Because Daydreaming About Trucks Is So Inconceivable For Old People

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#9 No Chance That Middle Schoolers Didn’t Have A Serious Relationship

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A separate study conducted by Michigan State University also found that most Americans prefer to tell the truth. 1,000 adults were polled about their lying behavior over the previous 24 hours. 59.9% reported not telling a single lie. Those who did admit to lying tended to tell only 1 to 3 lies.
In total, 1,646 lies were tallied during the study. But half of them came from only 5.3% of the participants.
#10 Honestly? I Would Do That

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#11 That Is Literally Something A Child Would Say

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#12 This Person Has Clearly Never Met Drunk Girls In The Bathroom

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The same researchers later decided to investigate whether the truth is preferred language around the world. Or whether noses grow longer in different locations. They surveyed hundreds of people from China, Germany, Mexico, Israel, Kenya, Russia, and Brazil, and posed the following question:
“Think about where you were and what you were doing during the past 24 hours, from this time yesterday until right now. Please write in the number of times you lied.”
#13 I Guess People Can’t Become Doctors

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#14 Yeah, Probably Did 100% Happen

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#15 Kids Wanting Candy Over A Medal? Inconceivable!!

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The results showed a few differences between the locations.
“Kenyan participants shifted a bit more in the direction of frequent lying: Only 19% of that sample claimed not to have lied in the previous 24 hours, while 23% told 6 or more lies, accounting for 68% of the total lies,” reports Psychology Today.
The results from China were quite similar to the previous study conducted in the United States. The Chinese group admitted to telling an average of 1.92 lies. 39% reported telling zero lies. 5% of the group told 6 or more lies, making up 38% of the total number of fibs.
#16 Seems Possible To Me

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#17 Kissing Someone You Have A Huge Crush On Doesn’t Make Your Heart Rate Go Up!

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#18 Because No One Ever Has A Witty Comeback To A Racist Comment

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Researchers from the University of Wisconsin were keen to take the findings a bit further. While many of the previous studies had focused on lies within a 24-hour period, they decided to examine lies over longer time frame.
“The study examined 116,366 lies told by 632 participants over 91 consecutive days. Participants self-reported their lies daily using an online survey,” explains the university’s site. The researchers found that day-to-day variance fluctuates considerably from person-to-person.
#19 People Speaking Languages? No Way

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#20 Because People Can’t Accept Trans People

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#21 Nonverbal Kid Learns To Talk? Impossible!

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“People who are usually honest have days in which they lie more than is typical for them and prolific liars have days in which they tell few lies,” said the researchers. “Generally, prolific liars exhibited much more day-to-day variation than the rest of the sample.”
They added that this variance was especially true for the top 1% of liars who averaged 17 lies per day. “The only respondents who did not vary much day-to-day were the 1% who almost never lied,” they noted.
#22 Wait Til They Hear About What Happened Before The Time Of Social Media And Cellphones!

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#23 On R/Thathappened

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#24 There’s Very Little That’s Unbelievable About This

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The Wisconsin study found that about 75% of respondents did not lie much — about zero to two lies per day. It also revealed that the most lies were inconsequential, little white lies like saying you like a gift that you really don’t.
“Most communication is honest and most lies are told by a few prolific liars,” says University of Wisconsin Professor Tony Docan-Morgan, who co-authored the publication, “Unpacking variation in lie prevalence: Prolific liars, bad lie days, or both?”
So, based on various bodies of research, it would indeed appear that there are more episodes of “Things That Actually Happened,” than there are “Things That Never Happened” in the world.
#25 Title

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#26 Seriously? What Part Of This Isn’t Believable? Has This Person Never Met A Second Grader?

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#27 I Mean, Uncommon, But I Feel Like This Could Easily Happen

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#28 Saw This. Kids Mimic What They See At School All The Time

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#29 I Do This Constantly

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#30 Kids Never Mimic What They Hear And Repeat It When Their Parents Like It

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#31 Saw This On Fb In A Group For Things That Never Happen

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#32 Cause Everyone Is Out To Be Mean

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#33 An 11yo Could’nt Use The Word “Reinstated”???

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#34 No Way Could This Have Happened

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#35 Everyone Takes Apart Their Burgers To Make Sure Their Fast Food Order Is Correct

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#36 Because A 13yo Would Never Make A Comment During A Movie

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#37 Entirely Plausible And Everyone In The Comments Said They Did Something Similar

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#38 People Don’t Read!

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#39 Suuurrrreee… A Waiter Can’t Possibly Forget What Every Single One Of Their Customers Ordered

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#40 I Mean I Can Definitely See A 10yo Saying This

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#41 Parents Don’t Want To Teach Their Kids Life Skills

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#42 This Is Definitely Plausible

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#43 Racism Doesn’t Happen Anymore Apparently

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#44 Obviously Op Wasn’t Actively Thinking About This For 30 Years

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#45 Found On Untrustworthy Pop-Tarts

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#46 Because No One Says Good Job Anymore, Right?

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#47 How Is This Unbelievable?

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#48 The Entire Sub Of R/Untrustworthypoptarts

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#49 What Even?

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#50 Three Year Olds Never Say Anything

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#51 Why Would A Four Year Old Have Any Kind Of Imagination?

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#52 Because Workers Never Ever Gives Anything For Free, Especially At The End Of The Day

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#53 Because Children Can’t Know About Harry Potter

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#54 Children Never Use Media To Parallel Their Real Life Situations

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#55 No One Ever Misunderstands Feline Sibling Dynamics

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#56 Literally What About This Is Unbelievable?

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#57 The Idea Of Socialized Health Care Is A Fairly New Concept… In America

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#58 It’s Impossible To Be At Walmart For Less Than 10 Minutes Apparently

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#59 Because No One Ever Has Been To Asia

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#60 Ah Yes, Mcdondald, The Restaurant Famous For Perfect Fulfillment Of Customer’s High Expectations

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#61 American Exceptionalism? Impossible!

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