Even some vegans love a good roast. The more rare and spicy, the better. This has nothing to do with meat. But rather, a slew of well-timed, savage words hurled at someone until they’re crisped to perfection.

This year’s Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart pulled 13,5 million viewers. It was hot on the heels of the Roast of Tom Brady, which saw 13.8 million people tuning in. We’re yet to hear who’ll be the victim of the next celebrity roast, or when it will take place. But that’s okay because from what we’ve gathered, it seems like many ordinary netizens are just as good at holding each other over the coals as the rich and famous.

Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find the hottest, funniest and most unique comebacks, insults and online roasts out there. And there certainly was no shortage. Here’s an epic compilation that you can come back to whenever your own polite words fail you…

#1 If Only He Put This Time And Effort To Talking To Women

It may seem like anything goes when it comes to insulting someone but that’s simply not true. Often, with celebrity roasts, comedians will be briefed on what not to talk about.

“If there’s something they warn us about or ask us to avoid – don’t make fun of my kids, of my wife, whatever – we’ll honour that. We’ll still make those jokes in the writers room to make each other laugh, like little kids being naughty, but they won’t make it into the script,” reveals Tony Hinchcliffe, a stand-up comedian, writer and podcast host who has worked on several comedy roasts, including the recent Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart.

Known for his no-holds-barred, brutal words, Hinchcliffe is no stranger to controversy. He came under fire yet again for the “sexist” and “racist” jokes he used while roasting Hart in May.

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#3 So Inspiring

Fellow comedian Chelsea Handler, who also took part in The Roast of Kevin Hart, publicly voiced her disgust at Hinchcliffe’s distasteful jabs.

“There was so much disgustingness. I knew it was going to be such a gross vibe that I would be able to elevate it, no problem. … Kevin didn’t deserve that. He deserved an elevated roast,” Handler said, during an episode of Deon Cole’s podcast Funny Knowing You.

She revealed that she took issue with many of the jokes told by both roast host Shane Gillis and Hinchcliffe.

“It’s just everything we know: that they’re racist, that they’re bigots, that they’re sexist,” Handler said. “That they think they’re invincible.”